It’s memetic warfare out there. Every business makes people want to buy its products by offering up memes.
If you’re going to stay on top, you need to counter those memes with some of your own. Most of those will be talking about how cool you are. But sometimes, you need to talk about how uncool they are.
Your competition are probably pedophiles, Nazis, drug addicts, puppy torturers, rapists and con men.
We’ll make sure your customers know that.
MediaPranks, Inc. is a full service memetic warfare unit. We specialize in:
- Revealing the hidden connections your competitors have to unsavory groups and people.
- Satirizing, mocking, and insinuating the unreliability of their products.
- Flooding user-based reviews and public blogs like Wikipedia, Examiner and Find Articles with complaints about their products.
- Subverting the concepts and images used by your competitors through internet memes.
- Corporate espionage and data mining.
You’re going to spend much of your advertising dollar on spreading positive memes about your products. But your competitors are going to say nasty things about you.
One-up them, and call us. We’ll introduce them to a new level of bad customer feedback and public ridicule.
Everything we do is 100% legal. Did you know that in most states, gathering information through passive means is entirely legal? Or that volumes of public records await someone to connect the dots and find the patterns?
We can do it all. We also maintain a network of sites that disseminate negative memes into the different social communities the net offers. Within 48 hours, we can have any company looking like Satan’s drunk rapist uncle.
Contact us for a quote today.